People That Pay For Things

A Difference Of Opinion Is What Makes Horse Racing And Missionaries.

But We Can't Alibi All Our Ills By Just Knocking The Old Banker. First He Loaned The Money, Then The People All At Once Wanted It Back, And He Didn't Have It. Now He's Got It Again, And Is Afraid To Loan It, So The Poor Devil Don't Know What To Do.

It's A Good Thing We Don't Get All The Government We Pay For.

Farmers Have About Given Up Hope Of Getting Farm Relief And Have Decided To Fertilize Instead.

In Hollywood The Woods Are Full Of People That Learned To Write But Evidently Can't Read. If They Could Read Their Stuff, They'd Stop Writing.