The Problem Ain't What People

No Man Can Be Condemned For Owning A Dog. As Long As He Has A Dog, He Has A Friend; And The Poorer He Gets, The Better Friend He Has.

The Trouble With Land Is That They're Not Making It Anymore.

America Is Becoming So Educated That Ignorance Will Be A Novelty. I Will Belong To A Select Few.

That's The Trouble With Our Charities; We Are Always Saving Somebody Away Off, When The Fellow Next To Us Ain't Eating.

I Can Remember Way Back When A Liberal Was One Who Was Generous With His Money.