The Problem Ain't What People

One-third Of The People In The United States Promote, While The Other Two-thirds Provide.

I Belong To No Organized Political Body. I Am A Democrat.

I Don't Think You Can Make A Lawyer Honest By An Act Of Legislature. You've Got To Work On His Conscience. And His Lack Of Conscience Is What Makes Him A Lawyer.

When You Get Into Trouble 5,000 Miles From Home, You've Got To Have Been Looking For It.

I Was Just Thinking, If It Is Really Religion With These Nudist Colonies, They Sure Must Turn Atheists In The Wintertime.