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If Wall Street Paid A Tax On Every “game” They Run, We Would Get Enough Revenue To Run The Government On.

We Are Here For Just A Spell, So Get A Few Laughs.

If We Got One-tenth Of What Was Promised To Us In These Acceptance Speeches There Wouldn't Be Any Inducement To Go To Heaven.

About All I Can Say For The United States Senate Is That It Opens With A Prayer And Closes With An Investigation.

There Is Not A Man In The Country That Can't Make A Living For Himself And Family. But He Can't Make A Living For Them And His Government, Too, The Way His Government Is Living. What The Government Has Got To Do Is Live As Cheap As The People