I Can Remember Way Back

There's Only One Thing That Can Kill The Movies, And That's Education.

In Washington, One Man Could Do What Ten Of Them Do. Things Kinder Run Themselves, Anyhow.

When You Put Down The Good Things You Ought To Have Done, And Leave Out The Bad Ones You Did Do Well, That's Memoirs.

There Are Two Theories To Arguing With A Woman. Neither Works.

We Elect Our Presidents, Be They Republican Or Democrat, Then Start Daring 'em To Make Good.