America Is Becoming So Educated

Lobbyists Have More Offices In Washington Than The President. You See, The President Only Tells Congress What They Should Do. Lobbyists Tell'em What They Will Do.

Buy Land. They Ain't Making Any More Of The Stuff.

Ignorance Lies Not In The Things You Don't Know, But In The Things You Know That Ain't So.

When I Die, My Epitaph Or Whatever You Call Those Signs On Gravestones Is Going To Read: "i Joked About Every Prominent Man Of My Time, But I Never Met A Man I Didn't Like." I Am So Proud Of That I Can Hardly Wait To Die So It Can Be Carved. And When You Come To My Grave You Will Find Me Sitting There, Proudly Reading It.

If Your Time Is Worth Anything, Travel By Air. If Not, You Might Just As Well Walk.