There Is One Guaranteed Formula

What's The Matter With The World? Why, There Ain't Nothing But One Word Wrong With Everyone Of Us, And That's Selfishness.

I Guess There Is No Two Races Of People In Worse Repute With Everybody Than The International Bankers, And The Folks That Put All Those Pins In New Shirts.

Golf Is Good For The Soul. You Get So Mad At Yourself You Forget To Hate Your Enemies.

Everybody Is Ignorant, Only On Different Subjects.

I Know Worrying Works, Because None Of The Stuff I Worried About Ever Happened.