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A Politician Is Just Like A Pickpocket; It's Almost Impossible To Get Him To Reform.

Everyone Wants To Vote For The Best And Most Qualified Man, But He Never Runs For Office.

Live In Such A Way That You Would Not Be Ashamed To Sell Your Parrot To The Town Gossip.

Say, This New Home Building Idea Of President Hoover's Sounds Good. They Are Working Out A Lot Of Beneficial Things. The Only Thing Is It Took 'em So Long To Think Of Any Of 'em. We Ought To Have Plans In Case Of Depression, Just Like We Do In Case Of Fire, 'walk, Don't Run, To The Nearest Exit.'

Everybody Is Ignorant, Only On Different Subjects.