No Nation Ever Had Two

When Should A College Athlete Turn Pro? Not Until He Has Earned All He Can In College As An Amateur.

All One Has To Do To Get One's Stuff In The Congressional Record Is To Find A Stenographer That Can Stay Awake Long Enough To Take It Down. Then You Mark In The 'applause' And 'laughter' Parts Yourself.

I'm Not A Member Of An Organized Party. I'm A Democrat.

What The Country Needs Is Dirtier Fingernails And Cleaner Minds.

Where I Come From, They Won't Let Me Play With This Rope. They Think I Might Hurt Myself.