The People Who Can Do

How Do I Keep Fit? I Lay Down A Lot.

The People Who Can Do You The Most Damage Are The Ones Who Are Closest To You.

Movies Bore Me; Especially My Own.

I Never Changed Anything, Except My Socks And My Underwear. And I Never Did Anything To Glorify Myself Or Improve My Lot. I Took What Came And Did The Best I Could With It.

Sure I Was Glad To See John Wayne Win The Oscar I'm Always Glad To See The Fat Lady Win The Cadillac On Tv, Too.