How Do I Keep Fit?

How Do I Keep Fit? I Lay Down A Lot.

Sure I Was Glad To See John Wayne Win The Oscar I'm Always Glad To See The Fat Lady Win The Cadillac On Tv, Too.

These Kids Only Want To Talk About Acting Method And Motivation. In My Day All We Talked About Was Screwing And Overtime.

I Never Take Any Notice Of Reviews - Unless A Critic Has Thought Up Some New Way Of Describing Me. That Old One About My Lizard Eyes And Anteater Nose And The Way I Sleep My Way Through Pictures Is So Hackneyed Now.

The Only Difference Between Me And My Fellow Actors Is That I've Spent More Time In Jail.