There Just Isn't Any Pleasing

Listen. I Got Three Expressions: Looking Left, Looking Right And Looking Straight Ahead.

There Just Isn't Any Pleasing Some People. The Trick Is To Stop Trying.

The Only Effect That I Ever Noticed From Smoking Marijuana Was A Sort Of Mild Sedative, A Release Of Tension When I Was Overworking. It Never Made Me Boisterous Of Quarrelsome. If Anything, It Calmed Me And Reduced My Activity.

I Never Take Any Notice Of Reviews - Unless A Critic Has Thought Up Some New Way Of Describing Me. That Old One About My Lizard Eyes And Anteater Nose And The Way I Sleep My Way Through Pictures Is So Hackneyed Now.

I Have Two Acting Styles: With And Without A Horse.