There Just Isn't Any Pleasing

Maybe Love Is Like Luck. You Have To Go All The Way To Find It.

I Never Take Any Notice Of Reviews - Unless A Critic Has Thought Up Some New Way Of Describing Me. That Old One About My Lizard Eyes And Anteater Nose And The Way I Sleep My Way Through Pictures Is So Hackneyed Now.

This Is Not A Tough Job. You Read A Script. If You Like The Part And The Money Is O.k., You Do It. Then You Remember Your Lines. You Show Up On Time. You Do What The Director Tells You To Do. When You Finish, You Rest And Then Go On To The Next Part. That's It.

Stars Today Are Just Masturbation Images.

Sure I Was Glad To See John Wayne Win The Oscar I'm Always Glad To See The Fat Lady Win The Cadillac On Tv, Too.