I've Still Got The Same

Listen. I Got Three Expressions: Looking Left, Looking Right And Looking Straight Ahead.

The Only Difference Between Me And My Fellow Actors Is That I've Spent More Time In Jail.

This Is Not A Tough Job. You Read A Script. If You Like The Part And The Money Is O.k., You Do It. Then You Remember Your Lines. You Show Up On Time. You Do What The Director Tells You To Do. When You Finish, You Rest And Then Go On To The Next Part. That's It.

How Do I Keep Fit? I Lay Down A Lot.

People Think I Have An Interesting Walk. Hell, I'm Just Trying To Hold My Gut In.