Movies Bore Me; Especially My

Stars Today Are Just Masturbation Images.

I Never Will Believe There Is Such A Thing As A Great Actor.

I Have Two Acting Styles: With And Without A Horse.

I've Still Got The Same Attitude I Had When I Started. I Haven't Changed Anything But My Underwear.

This Is Not A Tough Job. You Read A Script. If You Like The Part And The Money Is O.k., You Do It. Then You Remember Your Lines. You Show Up On Time. You Do What The Director Tells You To Do. When You Finish, You Rest And Then Go On To The Next Part. That's It.