Movies Bore Me; Especially My

I Never Changed Anything, Except My Socks And My Underwear. And I Never Did Anything To Glorify Myself Or Improve My Lot. I Took What Came And Did The Best I Could With It.

The Only Difference Between Me And My Fellow Actors Is That I've Spent More Time In Jail.

Stars Today Are Just Masturbation Images.

I Have Two Acting Styles: With And Without A Horse.

I Kept The Same Suit For Six Years And The Same Dialogue. They Just Changed The Title Of The Picture And The Leading Lady.