The Other Day, I Got

I Think Sadness And Anger Are Really Fertile Ground For Comedy. No One Is Really Interested In A Happy Person Doing Comedy.

I'll Never Forget My Grandmother's Last Words. She Said 'what Are You Doing?'

I Don't Know What My Assistant Would Do Besides Get Me Pot.

It's Not Good For Comedy To Be Like, 'thanks For Liking Me'. Being Popular Is Poison.

When You Look Like I Do Its Hard To Get A Table For One At Chucky Cheese.