I Tend To Think Of

I've Never Been In Love... But I Imagine It's Similar To The Feeling You Get When You See Your Waiter Arriving With Your Food

I Once Walked In On My Grandparents Making Love...and That's Why I Don't Eat Raisins.

I'm Greek. My Body Produces Feta Cheese.

That's One Of The Great Things About Comedy: We Can - And Should - Say The Things That Other People Aren't Supposed To Say. If We Didn't Do That, If We Didn't Push Against Those Limits, We'd Just Be Standing Around Onstage And Yelling.

I've Always Been Attracted To Sad. If You Look At Woody Allen Movies, He's Often Playing A Sad Clown, And It's Always Been Interesting. And Angry Clown Is Even More Interesting.