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My Headshot Is A Scratch And Sniff, It Smells Like Failure And Onions.

I Don't Want To Do An Edgy Show, I Didn't Want Bad Language. I Think Edginess Is The New Hackiness.

You're Not Supposed To Be Accepting Trophies. You're Supposed To Be In The Back Being Mad That People Are Getting Trophies.

I Would Have Changed My Last Name If Being Famous Were My Goal.

My Father Used To Beat Me With His Belt...while It Was Still On Him.