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If I Had To Write Down The Most Important People In The History Of This Planet, No.1 Would Be (abolitionist) John Brown. Why? Because He's A White Man Who Said He Would Die For The Cause, Because They Could Take Him, But They Weren't Going To Take His Grandchildren. That Brother Was Beautiful.

The Funniest Jokes You Know Aren't From Comics But Relatives, Friends - From Your Life. That's The Funniest Stuff.

The Only Thing I Like About St. Louis Is It Has The Best Zoo In America, In Forest Park. Washington University Is Next Door To The Zoo. Animals Get Out, They're Going To Eat White People Before They Get To The Ghetto!

You Hear Entertainers All The Time, Saying, 'if I Couldn't Get Paid For This, I'd Do It For Free.' When's The Last Time You Ever Heard A Business Person Say, 'if I Couldn't Get Paid For Being Chairman Of British Petroleum, I'd Do It For Free'?

When You've Got Something Really Good, You Don't Have To Force It On People. They Will Steal It!