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If You Can Justify Killing To Eat Meat, You Can Justify The Conditions Of The Ghetto. I Cannot Justify Either One.

When I Tune Into My Beautiful Self, I Get Happiness. Everything In The Universe Belongs To Me.

To Me, Seeing A Really Great Comedian Is A Bit Like Watching A Musician Or A Poet.

[a Politician Is] A Person Skilled In The Art Of Compromise. Usually An Elected Official Who Has Compromised To Get Nominated, Compromised To Get Elected, And Compromised Repeatedly To Stay In Office.

The Only Good Thing About The Good Old Days Is They're Gone.