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Wouldn't It Be A Helluva Joke If All This Were Really Burnt Cork And You People Were Being Tolerant For Nuthin'?

I Consider Myself Always A Humorist. And I Think Anybody Who Tells Jokes Or Makes People Laugh Is Humor.

I Don't Know Why America Always Thinks She Has To Run All Around The World Forcing People To Take Our Way Of Governance At The Barrel Of A Gun. When You've Got Something Really Good, You Don't Have To Force It On People. They Will Steal It!

Once I Realised The Value Of Making People Laugh, I Got Very Good At It. Fast.

...humans Were The Only Creatures In The World That Ate Their Food Cooked. You'd Never Find A Gorilla Frying Up Some Bananas For Dinner Or A Lion Charcoal-broiling A Zebra Steak. Cats Don't Often Run To The Oven With A Mouse Or Bird They've Captured, And A Dog Wouldn't Naturally Prepare Its Rabbit Dinner In A Stew.