When I Tune Into My

I Am One Of The Funniest People On The Planet.

The Most Difficult Thing To Get People To Do Is To Accept The Obvious.

So Why Would I Want To Call Myself A Conservative After The Way Them White Racist Thugs Have Used That Word To Hide Behind? They Call Themselves New Republicans.

Fear And God Do Not Occupy The Same Space.

When I Lost My Rifle, The Army Charged Me 85 Dollars. That Is Why In The Navy The Captain Goes Down With The Ship.