If You Can Justify Killing

It Was An Unwritten Law That Black Comics Were Not Permitted To Work White Nightclubs. You Could Sing And You Could Dance, But You Couldn't Stand Flat-footed And Talk; That Was A No-no.

America Is 5 Percent Of The World's Population And Consumes 96 Percent Of The World's Hard Drugs.

Once I Realised The Value Of Making People Laugh, I Got Very Good At It. Fast.

Every Holiday On The Calendar, I Check In A Hotel And Fast - I Don't Eat, I Don't Drink, I Don't Talk.

Last Time I Was Down South I Walked Into This Restaurant, And This White Waitress Came Up To Me And Said: 'we Don't Serve Colored People Here.' "i Said: 'that's All Right, I Don't Eat Colored People. Bring Me A Whole Fried Chicken.