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I Hate Those Earnest Tv Documentaries That Are The World According To People With Glasses Who Know Better Than You.

The Human Race Has Been Set Up. Someone, Somewhere, Is Playing A Practical Joke On Us. Apparently, Women Need To Feel Loved To Have Sex. Men Need To Have Sex To Feel Loved. How Do We Ever Get Started.

Whenever I Wear Something Expensive It Looks Stolen.

Don't Buy One Of Those Baby Intercoms. Babies Pretend To Be Dead. They're Bastards, And They Do It On Purpose.

I Was Brought Up As A Catholic. I've Got A-level Guilt.