The More You Know The

Honestly Some Folk Will Take Offence At Anything, I Met A Bloke With No Legs This Morning While At The Bus Stop, All I Asked Was "how Are You Getting On?"

Try To Live In A Place You Like.

The Religion In Scotland Is One Of The Most Patronising Things... After The Weather.

There's No Such Thing As Bad Weather - Only The Wrong Clothes.

I've Always Wanted To Go To Switzerland To See What The Army Does With Those Wee Red Knives.