Don't Work Out, Work In.

I've Never Done A Comedy Club In My Life. It's Weird Because I Don't Have The Same Background As Most Comics. I Don't Have A History Of Going Up And Only Doing Eight Minutes.

People Who Announce They Are Going To The Toilet. Thanks That's An Image I Really Didn't Need.

I Was Brought Up As A Catholic. I've Got A-level Guilt.

Don't Die Until You're Dead.

I Decided To Stop Drinking While It Was Still My Idea.