I'm Not Going To Throw

Tread Gently On Anyone Who Looks At You Sideways.

Avoid People Who Say They Know The Answer. Keep The Company Of People Who Are Trying To Understand The Question.

Never Trust A Man, Who When Left Alone With A Tea Cosey... Doesn't Try It On.

Chic Murray Once Told Me He Fell In The Street, And A Woman Said To Him, "did You Fall?" He Said, "no, I'm Tryin' To Break A Bar Of Chocolate In My Back Pocket."

Heckling Is An Act Of Cowardice. If You Want To Speak, Get Up In Front Of The Microphone And Speak, Don't Sit In The Dark Hiding. It's Easy To Hide And Shout And Waste People's Time.