I'm Not Going To Throw

I Set Out To Be A Cross Between Lenny Bruce And Robert The Bruce.

Don't Tell Me How To Do My Job. I Don't Come To Your Workplace And Tell You How To Sweep Up.

Don't Die Until You're Dead.

I Decided To Stop Drinking While It Was Still My Idea.

When You're Eating Something And Someone Asks 'is That Nice?' No It's Really Revolting - I Always Eat Stuff I Hate.