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Nothing Means Anything Here. When They Pull Down An Outstanding Building, No One Objects. Oh, Maybe There's A Wee Protest From Some Collectors Or Something Who Take A Picture Of It Before It Vanishes.

Fame Is Being Asked To Sign Your Autograph On The Back Of A Cigarette Packet.

When I Was 12, We Went From Glasgow To Aberdeen On A School Trip. It Was Called Fresh Air Fortnight.

I Set Out To Be A Cross Between Lenny Bruce And Robert The Bruce.