Save The Trees? Trees Are

When You're Eating Something And Someone Asks 'is That Nice?' No It's Really Revolting - I Always Eat Stuff I Hate.

Heckling Is An Act Of Cowardice. If You Want To Speak, Get Up In Front Of The Microphone And Speak, Don't Sit In The Dark Hiding. It's Easy To Hide And Shout And Waste People's Time.

Killing A Guy And Stealing His Wife And Child Isn't Too Nice A Thing To Do.

I Set Out To Be A Cross Between Lenny Bruce And Robert The Bruce.

Without Arts Programmes There's Only Reality Tv, And Reality Tv Needs The Arts To Show It What Reality Is.