If You Give People A

If You Give People A Chance, They Shine.

I Once Travelled To Adelaide On Emu Airways. I Was 5,000 Ft Up In The Air When Someone Pointed Out To Me That Emus Can't Fly

So, Have You Heard About The Oyster Who Went To A Disco And Pulled A Mussel?

I'm A Big Fan Of The Mars Bar Diet. You Don't Eat The Mars Bar, You Stick It Up Your Arse And Let A Rottweiler Chase You Home.

Avoid People Who Say They Know The Answer. Keep The Company Of People Who Are Trying To Understand The Question.