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Will I Obliterate National Debt? Sure, Why Not?

I Like To Pour My Wines For People. I Watch Their Eyes, I Can See What They'll Like. Most People Say They Don't Like Dry Wine Because They Haven't Had A Dry Wine That's Clean And Fruity, Instead Of A Big, Oaky Thing.

It Is True That All Of The Current Presidential Candidates Once Denied That They Had Any Intention Of Running. But The Fact That I Am Also A Liar, Doesn't Make Me A Candidate.

Only 10 Percent Of The People In The U.s. Like Dry Wines. You Shouldn't Get Down On People Just Because They Like A Little Sugar.

People Come Up To Me In Bars And On Street Corners And They Say To Me, 'hey, Paulsen, Have You Got Any Change?'