If You're Old Enough To

Presidents Tend To Tinker, You Know, And Mess Everything Up.

I've Upped My Standards. Now, Up Yours.

If You're Old Enough To Be Arrested, You're Old Enough To Carry A Gun.

Only A Cheap Politician, Greedy For Political Gain, Would Try To Single Out One Individual For Blame. The Fault Lies Not With The Individual But With The System, And That System Is Richard Nixon.

Now That My Wine Has Been Served In The White House, Why Not Me? Who Could Talk To Farmers Better Than I? Somebody Even Asked Me The Other Day If I Had Anything In My Platform About Taxes. 'hell Yes,' I Said. 'great State. But I Wouldn't Want To Live There.'