A Gun Is A Necessity.

In America, Any Boy Can Grow Up To Become President. Or, If He Never Grows Up, Vice President.

I Read An Article That Said One In Five Americans Thinks Elvis Is Alive. I Want To Find Those Morons And Get Them Registered To Vote For Me.

The Only Thing We Have To Fear Is Fear Itself-and Possibly Teh Bogey Man.

Assuming Either The Left Wing Or The Right Wing Gained Control Of The Country, It Would Probably Fly Around In Circles.

Why Should We Tell Kidnappers, Murderers, And Embezzlers Their Rights? If They Don't Know Their Rights, They Shouldn't Be In The Business.