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The Federal Government Spends Millions To Run The Postal Service. I Could Lose Your Mail For Half Of That.

It Is True That All Of The Current Presidential Candidates Once Denied That They Had Any Intention Of Running. But The Fact That I Am Also A Liar, Doesn't Make Me A Candidate.

Wine Is Something To Enjoy. We Get Sick And Tired Of People Who Pick It Apart And Talk About Its 'saucy Nuances.'

We Must Remember That As The Centuries Go By, Time Will Pass.

You Have To Understand, I Can't Do Any Jokes About Ross Perot, Because The Last Thing I Need Right Now Is Another Credit Check.