If Elected, I Will Win.

I'd Learned Some Things. I Knew You Weren't Supposed To Hold A Good Wine At The Top - The Paper Bag Falls Off.

On The Issue Of Inflation, I Think I Could Solve It No Matter How Much Money It Took.

I've Been On The Campaign Trail So Long, Some Of My Wine Has Turned To Vinegar.

Now That My Wine Has Been Served In The White House, Why Not Me? Who Could Talk To Farmers Better Than I? Somebody Even Asked Me The Other Day If I Had Anything In My Platform About Taxes. 'hell Yes,' I Said. 'great State. But I Wouldn't Want To Live There.'

Deep Down, I Happen To Be Very Shallow.