Actually, My Wine Was Served

I Think We Should Just Tip The Government If It Does A Good Job. Fifteen Percent Is The Standard Tip, Isn't It?

Will I Obliterate National Debt? Sure, Why Not?

The Federal Government Spends Millions To Run The Postal Service. I Could Lose Your Mail For Half Of That.

Worrying About The Future Is A Thing Of The Past. I Don't Think About It.

I'm Often Asked Why I Travel Around The Country Talking Politics. Is It For Humanitarian Reasons, Community Spirit, Or Is It For The Money, The Limousines Or The Girls? The Answers Are: No, No, Yes Yes Yes!