Actually, My Wine Was Served

The No. 1 Cause Of Forest Fires Is Trees.

I Admit I Do Have Some Drawbacks And Limitations As A Candidate. Although I Am A Professional Comedian, Some Of My Critics Maintain That This Is Not Enough. I Cannot Deny That I Stand Before You Untested And Inexperienced - I Only Spent Two Years In Television, Never As A Romantic Lead Or A Song And Dance Man.

I Think We Should Just Tip The Government If It Does A Good Job. Fifteen Percent Is The Standard Tip, Isn't It?

On The Issue Of Inflation, I Think I Could Solve It No Matter How Much Money It Took.

Will I Obliterate National Debt? Sure, Why Not?