I Am Neither Left Wing

I've Been On The Campaign Trail So Long, Some Of My Wine Has Turned To Vinegar.

If Iowa Is The 'heart' Land, What Part Of The Human Body Is Los Angeles?

We've Got To Step Up Our Conservation Efforts Before It's Too Late. We're Not Protecting Our Lands And Natural Resources. Take The Grand Canyon For Example; I'm Sure That At One Time It Was A Beautiful Piece Of Land, And Just Look At The Way We've Let It Go.

I Think We Should Just Tip The Government If It Does A Good Job. Fifteen Percent Is The Standard Tip, Isn't It?

If Elected, I Will Win.