The Human Mind Is A

You Don't Argue With A Four-year Old About Why He Shouldn't Eat Candy For Dinner. You Don't Punch A Mentally Handicapped Guy Even If He Punches You First. And You Don't Argue When A Women Tells You She's Only Making 80 Cents To Your Dollar. It's The Path Of Least Resistance. You Save Your Energy For More Important Battles.

Never Base Your Budget Requests On Realistic Assumptions, As This Could Lead To A Decrease In Your Funding.

In Yesterday's Post, I Asked How Many Of You Guys Would Have Sex With A Robot If It Was Indistinguishable From A Hot Human Woman. About 95% Of The Hetero Guys Said They Would. The Other 5% Expressed A Strong Preference For Lying.

These Days It Seems Like Any Idiot With A Laptop Computer Can Churn Out A Business Book And Make A Few Bucks. That's Certainly What I'm Hoping. It Would Be A Real Letdown If The Trend Changed Before This Masterpiece Goes To Print.

I Should Have Written That Down. - Dilbert