If Your Boss Gets Drunk

I Believe In Karma... That Means I Can Do Bad Things To You All Day Long And Assume You Deserve It.

As A Rule, I Don't Like To Laugh At The Misfortune Of Others. The Exception To That Rule Is If It's Really, Really Funny.

Nothing Defines Humans Better Than Their Willingness To Do Irrational Things In The Pursuit Of Phenomenally Unlikely Payoffs. This Is The Principle Behind Lotteries, Dating, And Religion.

Good Ideas Have No Value Because The World Already Has Too Many Of Them. The Market Rewards Execution, Not Ideas.

The Best You Can Hope For In This Life Is That Your Delusions Are Benign And Your Compulsions Have Utility.