If There Are No Stupid

I Hated My Work. It Never Seemed To Me To Be What I Should Be Doing.

If You Haven't Already Told Your Kids 'don't Fellate The President' Then You're Probably A Bad Parent.

As A Rule, I Don't Like To Laugh At The Misfortune Of Others. The Exception To That Rule Is If It's Really, Really Funny.

As You Know, The Best Way To Solve A Problem Is To Identify The Core Belief That Causes The Problem; Then Mock That Belief Until The People Who Hold It Insist That You Heard Them Wrong.

The Main Difference Between Marketing And Fraud Is That Criminals Have To Pay For Their Own Alcohol.