If Our Mushrooms Make You

Priority-wise, It Simply Makes Sense To Take Care Of Yourself Before You Start Searching For A Higher Meaning. You Aren't Much Good To Anyone Else If You're Unhealthy, A Financial Burden, Or An Emotional Basket Case. Fix Yourself Before You Turn Outward. It's Best For Everyone.

The Source Of All Unhappiness Is Other People. As Soon As You Learn To Think Of Other People As Noisy Furniture, The Sooner You Will Be Happy. - Wally's Keynote Speech

Technology Will Definitely Solve All Our Problems, But In The Process It Will Create Brand New Ones. But That's O.k. Because The Most You Can Expect From Life Is To Get To Solve Better And Better Problems.

And Bring Me A Hard Copy Of The Internet So I Can Do Some Serious Surfing.

As A Rule, I Don't Like To Laugh At The Misfortune Of Others. The Exception To That Rule Is If It's Really, Really Funny.