For Most Of My Career

Be Careful That What You Write Does Not Offend Anybody Or Cause Problems Within The Company. The Safest Approach Is To Remove All Useful Information.

To Err Is Human. To Cover It Up Is Weasel.

If You Have Any Trouble Sounding Condescending, Find A Unix User To Show You How It's Done.

As A Rule, I Don't Like To Laugh At The Misfortune Of Others. The Exception To That Rule Is If It's Really, Really Funny.

Of Course I Don't Look Busy, I Did It Right The First Time.