For Most Of My Career

Most Success Springs From An Obstacle Or Failure. I Became A Cartoonist Largely Because I Failed In My Goal Of Becoming A Successful Executive.

The Dilbert Principle: People Are Idiots.

The Human Population Is 90% Gullible, Violence-prone Dipshits.

There Is No Idea So Bad That It Cannot Be Made To Look Brilliant With The Proper Application Of Fonts And Color.

The Best You Can Hope For In This Life Is That Your Delusions Are Benign And Your Compulsions Have Utility.