The Great Improvement Of The

Good Sportsmanship We Hail, We Sing, It's Always Pleasant When You Spot It. There's Only One Unhappy Thing: You Have To Lose To Prove That You've Got It.

Until Eve Arrived, This Was A Man's World.

There Is Some Consolation In The Fact That, Even Though Your Dreams Don't Come True, Neither Do Your Nightmares.

Each Year It Grows Harder To Make Ends Meet - The Ends I Refer To Are Hands And Feet.

The Great Improvement Of The Radio Over The Telephone Is That It May Be Turned Off Without Offending The Speaker.