The Entire Culture Was Organized

When I Say Something Untrue On The Air, I Mean For It To Be Transparently Untrue. I Assume People Know When I'm Just Saying Something For Effect. Or To Be Funny.

I'm Going To Go With Chihuahua, Just Because I Can't Think Of Anything More Frightening Than A Giant Chihuahua.

I Was A Chubby, Unathletic Kid And Conformed To Every Possible Stereotype You Could Imagine Of Someone Who Would End Up In Public Broadcasting.

You Will Be Fierce. You Will Fearless. And You Will Make Work You Know In Your Heart Is Not As Good As You Want It To Be.

I Don't Like That Whole "art Should Challenge You" Thing. Because I Don't Feel Like Art Actually Does Challenge You. I Was A Semiotics Major At Brown, And There's This Idea That Stories Are Better, Books Are Better, And Movies Are Better If They Cocked You Off Your Axis And You Were Completely Disoriented And You'd Really Have To Rethink Everything.