I Dont Go Looking For

Not Enough Gets Said About The Importance Of Abandoning Crap.

I Remember Clearly That When I Was Little It Was Explained To Me [that] The Way That Babies Were Made Was That God Put The Baby Into Some Lady's Stomach, Right? And, At Some Point, I Learned How It Really Happened, And Really That Was The Beginning Of The End Of My Belief In God. Up Until That Point, It Had Always Been A Really Weird Act Of Intervention On God's Part.

I Was A Chubby, Unathletic Kid And Conformed To Every Possible Stereotype You Could Imagine Of Someone Who Would End Up In Public Broadcasting.

Great Stories Happen To Those Who Can Tell Them.

Just When Did I Get To The Point When Staying At A Hotel Wasn't Fun?