I Dont Know How To

I Remember Clearly That When I Was Little It Was Explained To Me [that] The Way That Babies Were Made Was That God Put The Baby Into Some Lady's Stomach, Right? And, At Some Point, I Learned How It Really Happened, And Really That Was The Beginning Of The End Of My Belief In God. Up Until That Point, It Had Always Been A Really Weird Act Of Intervention On God's Part.

When I Say Something Untrue On The Air, I Mean For It To Be Transparently Untrue. I Assume People Know When I'm Just Saying Something For Effect. Or To Be Funny.

I Am Mostly A Pretty Worried Person. In Conversations, I Am Always Worried About What To Say.

Just When Did I Get To The Point When Staying At A Hotel Wasn't Fun?

You'd Think That Radio Was Around Long Enough That Someone Would Have Coined A Word For Staring Into Space.