The Cocktail Party Is Easily

Serve The Dinner Backward, Do Anything - But For Goodness Sake, Do Something Weird.

To Get Fifty People To A Cocktail Party In New York, You Ask One Hundred. In Hollywood, You Invite Twenty.

Keep Your Talent In The Dark And You'll Never Be Insulted.

Laugh At Yourself First, Before Anyone Else Can.

I Make Enemies Deliberately. They Are The Sauce Piquante To My Dish Of Life.