Serve The Dinner Backward, Do

Only Those Who Have Earned Leisure Know How To Use It Profitably.

Don't Try For Wit. Settle For Humor. You'll Last Longer.

Bores Put You In A Mental Cemetery While You Are Still Walking.

Intolerance Of Mediocrity Has Been The Main Prop Of My Independence.

People Who Have Escaped From Poverty Are Like Old Soldiers. In Later Years They Recount The Little, Amusing Incidents That Happened Infrequently, And Conveniently Forget The Long, Unrelieved Stretches Of Misery And Boredom.