Intolerance Of Mediocrity Has Been

Laugh At Yourself First, Before Anyone Else Can.

People Who Have Escaped From Poverty Are Like Old Soldiers. In Later Years They Recount The Little, Amusing Incidents That Happened Infrequently, And Conveniently Forget The Long, Unrelieved Stretches Of Misery And Boredom.

Don't Try For Wit. Settle For Humor. You'll Last Longer.

To Get Fifty People To A Cocktail Party In New York, You Ask One Hundred. In Hollywood, You Invite Twenty.

Etiquette-a Fancy Word For Simple Kindness.