Don't Try For Wit. Settle

Good Manners - The Longer I Live The More Convinced I Am Of It - Are A Priceless Insurance Against Failure And Loneliness. And Anyone Can Have Them.

The Loudest Psalm Singer In The Congregation Always Is A Reformed Sinner.

Etiquette-a Fancy Word For Simple Kindness.

The Cocktail Party Is Easily The Worst Invention Since Castor Oil

People Who Have Escaped From Poverty Are Like Old Soldiers. In Later Years They Recount The Little, Amusing Incidents That Happened Infrequently, And Conveniently Forget The Long, Unrelieved Stretches Of Misery And Boredom.