Don't Try For Wit. Settle

Etiquette-a Fancy Word For Simple Kindness.

Most Rich People Are The Poorest People I Know.

I Make Enemies Deliberately. They Are The Sauce Piquante To My Dish Of Life.

Laugh At Yourself First, Before Anyone Else Can.

Someone Has Said That Life Itself Is A Party: You Join After It's Started And You Leave Before It's Finished.