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Only Those Who Have Earned Leisure Know How To Use It Profitably.

The Cocktail Party Is Easily The Worst Invention Since Castor Oil

Serve The Dinner Backward, Do Anything - But For Goodness Sake, Do Something Weird.

Good Manners - The Longer I Live The More Convinced I Am Of It - Are A Priceless Insurance Against Failure And Loneliness. And Anyone Can Have Them.

People Who Have Escaped From Poverty Are Like Old Soldiers. In Later Years They Recount The Little, Amusing Incidents That Happened Infrequently, And Conveniently Forget The Long, Unrelieved Stretches Of Misery And Boredom.