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Laugh At Yourself First, Before Anyone Else Can.

Don't Try For Wit. Settle For Humor. You'll Last Longer.

I Make Enemies Deliberately. They Are The Sauce Piquante To My Dish Of Life.

Someone Has Said That Life Itself Is A Party: You Join After It's Started And You Leave Before It's Finished.

Etiquette-a Fancy Word For Simple Kindness.