I Make Enemies Deliberately. They

People Who Have Escaped From Poverty Are Like Old Soldiers. In Later Years They Recount The Little, Amusing Incidents That Happened Infrequently, And Conveniently Forget The Long, Unrelieved Stretches Of Misery And Boredom.

[on The British Museum:] It Was Manifestly Impossible To Read All The Books In That Huge, Gloomy Structure, But I Made A Good Try And Accumulated A Fund Of Useless Information Guaranteed To Cast A Pall Over Any Dinner Table.

Bores Put You In A Mental Cemetery While You Are Still Walking.

Keep Your Talent In The Dark And You'll Never Be Insulted.

Cocktails Are Society's Most Enduring Invention!