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Laugh At Yourself First, Before Anyone Else Can.

Bores Put You In A Mental Cemetery While You Are Still Walking.

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What Is A Bore? Maxwell Definition: A Vacuum Cleaner Of Society, Sucking Up Everything And Giving Nothing. How Do You Spot One? Bores Are Always Anxious To Be Seen Talking To You.

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